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Who stole the eagle from the pantry
On a Tuesday afternoon?
“No no
no” said the chef with his cleaver
Swaying from side to side like
something
Who stole the eagle from the pantry
On a Tuesday afternoon?
Who stole the eagle from the pantry
On a
Wednesday afternoon?
“No no no” said the maid in the boudoir
As she
swished her duster around like something else.
Who stole the eagle from
the pantry
On a Wednesday afternoon?
Who stole the eagle from the pantry
On a
Thursday afternoon?
“No no no” said the pope with his mitre
Perched
upon his head like mitres perch
Who stole the eagle from the pantry
On
a Thursday afternoon?
Who stole the eagle from the pantry
On a Friday
afternoon?
“No no no” said the man in the fishshop
As he seved his
meals with chips and mushy peas
Who stole the eagle from the pantry
On
a Friday afternoon?
Who stole the eagle from the pantry
On a
Saturday afternoon?
“No no no” said the mute with his fingers
God how
much his wife must love him.
Who stole the eagle from the pantry
On a
Saturday afternoon?
Who stole the eagle from the pantry
On a Sunday
afternoon?
“No no no” said the god from above
Haven’t you heard that
this is my day off?
Who stole the eagle from the pantry
On a Saturday
afternoon?
Who stole the eagle from the pantry
On a Monday
afternoon?
“No no no” said the queen from her throne
As she addressed
her loyal subjects.
Who stole the eagle from the pantry
On a Monday
afternoon?