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I Got The V.D.

Got a picture hanging on the wall taken at the local dance
Of me an' a girl I met the first time that night
An' I hope it remains the last
I got as drunk as a skunk, as pissed as a punk
But I didn't give a damn
Who I escorted home that night
Just as long as she dropped her pants

And ooh, I got the v.d.
Yeh I got the clap
Two weeks outpatient with a needle in my back-side
And daily penicillin tabs, the doctor said let's play it safe
If we're gonna kill the germ that makes your piss feel like razor blades.

It was the same old story, as each weekend before.
A couple of drinks went right to my head
And I wanted more and more and more and more.
And like each week I insisted on buying each broad in that joint a round.
And it was at that point I had the misfortune of meeting that dirty cow.

As it was getting late, we decided to leave
And on our way to her place I said there's mine, let's stop in for a tea.
But I had no milk, I lied you know, I was after just one thing.
And when she said "yeh, no ifs or buts,
I knew that I was in.