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See the mansion over there on the hill?
I've got a secret that I'm itching to tell.
Tain' no eccentric who lives inside it's walls.
The secret's out. It's owner's faithfully yours.
I'm a real high roller. Luck's my middle name.
You draw a king and I'll pull an ace.
Some folks make wine from water, others lose it in the rain.
Every single drop I touch turns into champagne.
This is a happy song.
No murder or misery or things going wrong.
I've no time for any Harry Dick or Tom
Who's only aim in life is to spoil peoples fun.
This is a happy song.
I think you should sing along.
The chorus is easy, you can't go wrong
Because this is a happy song.
When I go out all the girls love me.
I've got gold fillings in my teeth,
So I spend my life laughing every day.
You can bring me down, no way.
I don't have to work cos I've got so much loot.
My wardrobes full of designer suits.
Call me Flash Harry cos I flaunt my brass.
But I don't care, the bottom line is the sun shines out of my arse.
This is a happy song.
No murder or misery or things going wrong.
I've no time for any Harry Dick or Tom
Who's only aim in life is to spoil peoples fun.
This is a happy song.
I think you should sing along.
The chorus is easy, you can't go wrong
Because this is a happy song.
I drive around in a stretched limousine.
I live on a diet of peaches and cream
Escort actresses to premieres of movies and stuff.
At the Albert Hall I've got a private box.
The royals invite me for afternoon tea
I've made Diana blush, had a toe job with Fergie.
The stories I could tell could tell would burn Charlie's ears.
For instance: Did you know that Edward was queer?
This is a happy song.
No murder or misery or things going wrong.
I've no time for any Harry Dick or Tom
Who's only aim in life is to spoil peoples fun.
This is a happy song.
I think you should sing along.
The chorus is easy, you can't go wrong
Because this is a happy song.