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Just close your eyes and go to bed.
Rest your little sleepy head.
You'll see that everything'll turn out fine.
Well it ain't no use to worry now.
Even if you do it won't help no how.
Just make sure you're not sleeping mermaid style.
He creeps in by the dark of night.
Gives the ladies such a fright.
Even Jack The Ripper couldn't do the job that well.
So if you hear the window go
Dial the number for the law
An' cops being cops're sure t' give 'em hell.
Well last night we'd been on the town,
Movie and drinking and shopping 'round,
We didn't get home 'til nearly half past two.
Even though I knew it was really late
Things on my mind kept me awake
But when the window opened I was shaking in my shoes.
He creeps in by the dark of night,
Gives the ladies such a fright.
Even Jack The Ripper couldn't do the job that well.
So if you hear the window go
Dial the number for the law
An' cops being cops're sure t' give 'em hell.
The whole thing almost blew my mind.
I said "I don't like your kind".
He said "I'm sure that we could get on fine".
I showed my pistol and I smiled.
He musta ran at least a two minute mile.
I said I'll fill your arse with lead the very next time.
He creeps in by the dark of night,
Gives the ladies such a fright.
Even Jack The Ripper couldn't do the job that well.
So if you hear the window go
Dial the number for the law
An' cops being cops're sure t' give 'em hell.